Sunday

Playwright Holly Arsenault's first-ever bathroom selfie


Carefully staged in a restaurant restroom to show off the makeup stylings of babysitter/makeup artist extraordinaire Laura Valiente. Ms. Arsenault is quoted as saying she is certain that babysitters who are also professional makeup artists is a million dollar idea.  Good luck to Ms. Arsenault in this and in all future endeavors! 

Saturday

The Pecker Collection - A Poem by Robin Hall


A curse upon you puddle makers,
mopping pee up gives me vapors!
Misdirection's not the issue
JUST CLEAN UP! There's lots of tissue.

If your thing swings loose and free,
and on the floor or seat you pee,
please clean it up, don't be a slob,
It's YOURS, not someone else's job!